Dear Toothed Gods,

I am not a prayerful man, and this is not in Polish, but as we turn our eyes thaw-ward to Spawn 2012 and the bounty promised unto us therein, please take the life choices illustrated below under advisement:

This is the factory original driver’s door latch from a 1997 Subaru Legacy wagon, remaining operational by dint of duct tape and Gorilla Glue.

This is a four-piece commitment to service, a flaming brand in the hands of thy servant to perpetuate the works of eating spun deer hair and too much mylar, topwater action without end, amen.

As a character reference, please ask the Trout Gods about the three weight – they’ll tell you I’m good for it.

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